comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
Thanks for reminding me! =)
why do you need reasons? just love her.
Need some bunnehs? :3
THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
A post has been traveling around Tumblr where Big Barda is mistaken for Wonder Woman. I thought I’d take the opportunity to help correct that mistake, and introduce the baddest bitch from Apokolips.
Taken from her mother at a young age, Barda was trained by Granny Goodness to serve the evil lord Darkseid. She becomes leader of the Female Fury Battalion, a ferocious pack of women warriors. During a raid, she meets Scott Free, and discovers the problematic nature of her upbringing. Turning her back on the abusive Darkseid and Granny, she joins a rebel cell and risks her life to enable Scott’s escape to Earth. After some time the two are reunited, decide to get hitched, and become a kick-ass crime fighting couple. After a few years of working, they retire to New Hampshire and attempt to live a normal life. When this plan fails terribly, they move to Greenwich Village, NY where Barda forms a defense-training program for women called the New Female Furies. The two still occasionally help out with JL missions.
Barda is a proud homekeeper and wife. One of the deadliest hand-to-hand combatants alive, she has fought Wonder Woman to a draw. Energy bolts from her megarod are strong enough to concuss Superman, and her heart is such that she never turns down a friend in need. 7 feet tall, fast as a whip, and she loves Pokemon Cards. Does it really get better than that?
had to shut a bitch down today
fedoras are bad enough, but a fedora with a trenchcoat…